MEN ARE LIKE …

	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coffee the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
	MEN ARE LIKE. . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE. . . Newborn babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their mess.