Tomorrow Comes - Les Miserables

Chorus
Do you hear the people sing
Lost in the valley of the night
It is the music of a people
Who are climbing to the light
For the wretched of the earth
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
They will live again in freedom
In the garden of the Lord
They will walk behind the plough-share
They will put away the sword
The chain will be broken
And all men will have their reward!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When tomorrow comes!
Tomorrow comes!
Tomorrow comes!
[Curtain falls.]

I Dreamed a Dream (from Les Miserables)

[Fantine is left alone, unemployed and destitute]

[FANTINE]
There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

Cow Jokes

Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

A: Ground Beef

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bull-dozer.

Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?

A: Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

A: Ground beef

Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?

A: Bullogna

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?

A: Hay Fever

Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

A: Holstaines

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

A: Because the cow has the udder.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Their horns don't work.

Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had

its baby?

A: Decalfinated

Sobrino Dormilon

La semejanza es sorprendente, verdad?

The Doctor's Office

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Hay que lavalo

Intérprete: La Charanga del Tio Honorio.


He he he he,
Arráscate Serafín,arráscate tú
al lio.
¿Qué se puede hacer con el cerdo del tio Honorio?
hay que engordarlo,hay que jalarlo,
¿Qué se puede hacer con la enagua de la Encacia?
Hay que golerla,hay que lavarla,hay que secarla,hay que plancharla.
¿Qué se puede hacer con el vino la taberna?
Hay que beberlo,hay que orinarlo.
¿Qué se puede hacer con el piojo de la Loles?
Hay que lavarlo,hay que peinarlo,hay que rasparlo,
y hay que domesticarlo.
¿Qué se puede hacer con la boina el tio Genaro?
hay que caparla y desinfectarla.
¿Qué se puede hacer con los chorizos del alcalde?
Hay que cocerlos,hay que cortalos,hay que pelarlos,hay que comerlos.
¿Qué se puede hacer con la hija el boticario?
¿Qué se puede hacer con el guardia el cementerio?
Hay que asustarlo,hay que amedrentarlo.
¿Qué se puede hacer con la banda de éste pueblo?
Hay que tirititi,hay que tralarala,hay que chunda-chunda,hay que soportarla.
¿Qué se puede hacer con las mozas casaderas?
Hay que ligarlas,hay que tocarlas.
¿Qué se puede hacer con el tonto de este pueblo?
Hay que engañarlo,hay que brearlo,hay que correrlo,hay que querelo.
ay ay ay ayayayay.

Es menester ponerlo otra vez,
que no,que hay que lavalo y ponelo.