Chiste Miau

Un sádico, un masoquista, un asesino, un necrófilo, un zoofílico y un

pirómano (vaya panda!!!) están sentados en un banco del parque de una

ciudad, sin saber en qué ocupar el tiempo:

Dice el zoofílico: "Vamos a follar un gato"

Dice el sádico: "Vamos a follar un gato y a torturarlo"

Dice el asesino: "Vamos a follar un gato, torturarlo y matarlo"

Dice el necrófilo: "Vamos a follar un gato, torturarlo, matarlo y violarlo"

Dice el pirómano: "Vamos a follar un gato, torturarlo, matarlo, violarlo y quemarlo"

Dice el masoquista:

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"Miau!"

Bad Puns

• Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
• My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
• I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
• Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

• I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

• Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Banning the bra was a big flop.
• Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
• Without geometry, life is pointless.
• When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
• If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
• I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.