Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef
Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna
Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever
Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
A: Holstaines
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had
its baby?
A: Decalfinated
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