| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! |
| What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! |
| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them ! |
| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple ! |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes ! |
| What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight ! |
| Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy ! |
| How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick ! |
09 January, 2011
Christmas Jokes
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