Manatee

If I were a manatee,
I would swim in the shallow green sea,
I'd feed, and feed, and feed, and feed,
And feed and feed on the nice sea weed.

When i come up from
'round the horn
i found a gal
what makes me beam
she holds me
in her supple flippers
darlin' lady
of my dreams!

Manatee! Sweet Manatee!
Your moustache bristles
tickle me
in places no one ever sees
my soft and loving manatee!

I found her bobbin'
in the surf
her briny smile
enchantin' me
we hauled her up
and gave her lovin'
a boyant lass
you would agree!

Manatee! Sweet Manatee!
My buxom bovine
from the sea
Oh, won't you come and
marry me?
My warm and flaccid
Manateee!