Mutant Rhyme

A is for Angel, who soars with the birds.
B is for Beast, who uses very big words.
C is for Cypher, shot in a fight.
D is for Dust, who wears her burqa too tight.
E is for Empath, not a giver; a taker.
F is for Forge also known as the Maker.
G is for Gambit, whose accent perplexes.
H is for Havok and his many complexes.
I is for Iceman who loves absolute zero.
J is for Juggernaut who’s playing at hero.
K is for Karma, the niece of a crime lord.
L is for Lila, once queen of the rock chord.
M is for Magneto, who is rather intense.
N is for Nightcrawler who has a tail and can fence.
O is for Onslaught, a sorry occasion.
P is for Psylocke, once English, now Asian.
Q is for Quentin, one of Xavier’s ex-pupils.
R is for Roulette, a Hellion without scruples.
S is for Strong Guy who is strong…and a guy.
T is for Thunderbird, the first one to die.
U is for Unus, who is strongly protected.
V is for Vulcan, a brother neglected.
W is for Wolfsbane, who’s been let off her leash.
X is for X-23, just another pastiche.
Y is for Yukio, one of Claremont’s inventions.
Z is for Zaladane, with evil intentions.