10. "Sexy Malaysian Child Whore"
9. "Scary Ghost (Who Whores Herself Out On The Side)"
8. "Daddy's Little Money-Maker"
7. "Frankenstrumpet," an undead whore built from the body parts of other, lesser whores
6. "Natalie Portman In The Professional"
5. "Viking Queen Who Has Low Self-Esteem Due To Emotionally Distant Alcoholic Father And Who Moonlights As Stripper at 'Valhalla 69,' And Is Also A Part-Time Whore"
4. "Jailbait Orthodontist"
3. "Future Contestant In Huster's Beaver Hunt Feature (PS, Also a Whore)"
2. "Sexy Mermaid," with optional sash reading "Note: That Stupid Fish-Tail Only Begins Past My Genitals"
...and the Number One Bestselling Halloween Costume For Pre-Teen Girls...
1. Three-Way Tie: Sexy Fairy Princess, Sexy Kitten, and Sexy Sex-Whore
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