17 October, 2005

Spice Girls Jokes

Mel C. walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. 'Where the hell did you pick that dirty thing up?' asked the publican. 'Won it in a raffle.' said the pig.

Q: What's the difference between a spice girl and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back

Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel?
A: An airbag

Q: A blond and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first?
A: The blond. The Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!

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