Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
Udder disaster!
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What happens when fog lifts in California?
UCLA!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.
What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
You turn me on!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
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