
This is what you can expect from SW nerds...
Greetings and salutations, to you, True Believer. This Blog is dedicated to any and many kind of jokes, anecdotes, gags, gibes, pranks or whatever. Feel Free to comment. ENJOY!
-Magaly, lee el ejercicio dos y así te callas un poquito
-Supongamos que tenemos un pentágono de N número de lados
-La próxima vez eres la calle la que te vas tú fuera
-Os quiero ver en grupos de 1
-Mi marido es alto y rubio. ¿es alemán?. No de Alemania
-No os levantéis, pero podéis ir recogiendo las banquetas
-Falta un día para la excursión de mañana
-Me has dicho no sé, esa es la respuesta correcta
-Se piensa que tengo un ojo con un 10% de audición
-A ver, que estoy dictando, ya copiaréis luego
-Hacer una circunferencia de 6 cuadraditos
-Coge el boli que acabas de coger
-Tienes mas morro que un saco de muñecos
-Si colocamos algún ladrón más en ese enchufe va a parecer la panda de Al-capone
-El que no sepa esto que se dedique a chupar bombillas o acariciar pasamanos
-El que no sepa esto que se dedique a vender miel de 2ª mano en el rastro
-El presente del verbo "to be" es mas conocido que la orilla del mar
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai Gaudeamus igitur Juvenes dum sumus Post jucundum juventutem Post molestam senectutem Nos habebit humus. | Let us rejoice therefore While we are young. After a pleasant youth After a troublesome old age The earth will have us. |
Ubi sunt qui ante nos In mundo fuere? Vadite ad superos Transite in inferos Hos si vis videre. | Where are they Who were in the world before us? You may cross over to heaven You may go to hell If you wish to see them. |
Vita nostra brevis est Brevi finietur. Venit mors velociter Rapit nos atrociter Nemini parcetur. | Our life is brief It will be finished shortly. Death comes quickly Atrociously, it snatches us away. No one is spared. |
Vivat academia Vivant professores Vivat membrum quodlibet Vivat membra quaelibet Semper sint in flore. | Long live the academy! Long live the teachers! Long live each male student! Long live each female student! May they always flourish! |
Vivant omnes virgines Faciles, formosae. Vivant et mulieres Tenerae amabiles Bonae laboriosae. | Long live all maidens Easy and beautiful! Long live mature women also, Tender and loveable And full of good labor. |
Vivant et republica et qui illam regit. Vivat nostra civitas, Maecenatum caritas Quae nos hic protegit. | Long live the State And the One who rules it! Long live our City And the charity of benefactors Which protects us here! |
Pereat tristitia, (vers. C. W. Kindeleben 1781) | Let sadness perish! Let haters perish! Let the devil perish! Let whoever is against our school Who laughs at it, perish! |