What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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