Top Ten worst things about sex with the dead

[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 10. After a couple weeks, they tend to stick to one position, not to mention the sheets
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 9. The wet spot gets bigger every time
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 8. After sex in a jaccuzzi, you need a new one
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 7. In a word--Morning Breath of the Dead
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 6. Can tip over in more sophisticated positions unless you employ a spotter
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 5. More difficult to dispose of than used condom unless you own a garbage disposal or pizza place
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 4. Hard to store, but then you don't have to blow them up
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 3. Messy when autopsy suture opens
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 2. Fly strips get caught in your hair
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> ...and the number one worst thing about sex with the dead...
[02:26] <@DaemonFae9> 1. Hard to stay excited with other mourners trying to get you off the casket