MAd Quotes Ii

True companionship is not often found in people but in books and dreams. (Anais Nin)

"A meeting between two beings who comlete one another, who are made for each other, borders already, in my opinion, on a miracle."

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die."
HP Lovercraft

"Had I not know I was dead already I would have mourned my loss of life"
Some Samurai's Dying Words

"Hope, Which Comes To All, Comes Not Here."
Milton

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so" - Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"When in doubt: fubi it." - me. It's one of the rules I live my life by.

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.
Marcus Aurelius

"We will rip out their living guts, and use them to grease the treads of our tanks..."
Patton

1. "Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out all the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them." Christopher John Francis Boone

2. "Her heart was an empty kitchen: floor tiles and water pipes and a drainboard with pale scrubbed surfaces, and one abandoned glass on the edge of teh sink that nobody cared about." Bob Arctor

3. "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river." Nikita Krushchev

4. "Solitudenim faciunt, et pacem appellant." (They made a desert and called it peace.) Tacitus

5. "You may get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." Alonzo, 9

6. "There is not one among us in whom a devil does not dwell. At some time, on some point, that devil masters each of us. It is not having been in the dark house, but having left it that counts." Teddy Roosevelt

7. "All things have conspired to show your greatness. The rest you must do for yourself. God is unwilling to do everything Himself lest He deprive us of our free will and of that portion of glory that belongs to us." Niccolo Machiavelli

8. "A long time ao, being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy." Charles Manson

9. "Women are like ideas. If they haven't been used to death, they weren't that good in the first place." JP Machewka

10. "There was a documentary on PBS recently about a guy who attempted a 350 year old math problem that everyone considered 'unsolvable.' He essentially locked himself in his attic for over seven years with jsut pencils and paper and worked on it. Finally, he went to a conference full of math fanatics. After a long lecture, he clamly wrote out the solution. He looked at something everyone else called impossible, tried it anyway, and got the damn thing done.

" At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being , only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is , ever be put together a second time . " - Friedrich Nietzsche

" And be on they guard against the good and the just ! They would fain curcify those who devise their own virtue - they hate the lonesome ones . " - Friedrich Nietzsche

"My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes the train home again, to find me waiting for him." - Sheena Easton

“The World is a beautiful place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part” – Morgan Freeman, Seven

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become monster. And when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you” – Nietzsche

I like libraries. It makes me feel comfortable and secure to have walls of words, beautiful and wise, all around me. I always feel better when I can see that there is something to hold back the shadows.
Roger Zelazny

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Gandhi

You can kill a thousand; you can bring an end to life; you cannot kill an idea.
Acting Israeli Prime Minister, Shimon Peres on the assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
John Lennon

Everyone is an explorer. How could you possibly live your life looking at a door and not open it?
Robert D. Ballard

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
Winston Churchill, on formal declaration of war

They've got us surrounded again... the poor bastards!
Gen. Creighton W. Abrams

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
Jesse Jackson

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.
Victor Hug

Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes - Juvenal
'Who Watches the Watchers'

Where we are freeto act, we are free to refrain from acting, and where we are able to say no, wea re also able to say yes. - unknown

Hell is other people, and both of them are you - Paul McDermott

Life's harder the deeper you feel things - John Marsden

You live and learn. Or you don't live long - Lazarus Long

Yeild to temptation; it may not come your way again - Lazarus Long

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein

Evil Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

More Ash:
"Aw baby, that was just pillow talk."
"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."
" I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And Jack left town."

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMstick!" - Ash

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" - George Carlin

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but in the long run they are deadlier.
- Mark Twain

And a comic book quote:
"Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the b*****d who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes."

-Transmetropolitan #26

An armed society is a polite society . Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life . - Robert A. Heinlein

Next time I see you , remind me not to talk to you . - Groucho Marx

When you disarm the people , you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence , and both of these opinions generate hatred ... - Niccolo Machiavelli

Puritanism . The haunting fear that someone , somewhere , may be happy . - H. L. Mencken

The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door . That's the only difference . - Ralph Nader

Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats . - H. L. Mencken

Life is hard but fortunately short
- Russian folk saying

Life ain't nuthin' but b****es and money
- Master P

Life sucks
- various people throughout history

You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style . - Vladimir Nabokov

Everything we hear is an opinion , not a fact . Everything we see is a perspective , not the truth . - Marcus Aurelius

No evil is honorable : but death is honorable ; therefore death is not evil . - Citium Zeno

You should examine yourself daily . If you find faults , you should correct them . When you find none , you should try even harder . - Xi Zhi

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end . - George S. Patton

I do not fear computers . I fear the lack of them . - Isaac Asimov

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed , most experts agree , is by accident . That's where we come in ; we're computer professionals . We cause accidents . - Nathaniel Borenstein

"And I suppose that was a Russian Water Tenticle spying on us just now?" The Abyss... let's leave it at that...If I try to spell Mary Elizabeth Mastriantangello, I'm sure to screw it up.

"I've got a bad feeling about this" any bit character about to die in any genre film ever made.

"for the love of GOD put my hair out Barbie" my 27 yr. old son holding a used bic lighter and a doll ...you had to be there...

"Georgeor, Georgeor" Ursula K Leguin

"Klatu Nicto Barada" Ash, Michael Rennie

"People are b*****d coated bastards, with a b*****d filling."
- Doctor Cox in some episode of Scrubs

"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home."
- Han Solo in Star Wars, i get shivers down my spine just thinking of this line, best moment in movie history ever

Since everyone is quoting Ash:
"I fucked of to Costa Rica for a few months last year, I just hid in the jungle for a bit with the chimps".
- Tim Wheeler, about Free All Angels

Even if you do learn to speak correct English , whom are you going to speak it to ? - Clarence Darrow

If I ever marry , it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself . - H. L. Mencken

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.-Norman Schwarzkopf

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.-Gustave Le Bon

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.-Martin Luther King, Jr

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.-Franklin D. Roosevel

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.-Johann von Goethe

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.-Leonardo Da Vinci

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.-Alex Karras

To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.-Confucius

My personal favs, and one more but dont know if its correct(but due remember laughing my ass off)

This feeling feels so great i wanna have sex with it.- dr cox (scrubs)

"hey, i'm a merc, you pay me enough and i'll shoot babies. I mean, i won't like it, but i'll do it"
Deadpool