Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige..."
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
What's the dofferemce between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
What do Germans use for birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
What is the Australian for foreplay?
Brace yourself, Sheila!
And the Welsh?
Are you awake, Gwen?
Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know, I've never looked.
What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Daddy.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still sucks.
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