SCO Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody v2.0)

SCO Rhapsody
[mel. Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen]

Is this SysV code-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in discovery-
No escape from reality

Hand us your source
It must contain our IP-
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because I’m pumping stock, with nil to show,
A little high, little low,
Whatever the facts show, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Grokkers, I've sued Big Blue
Followed voices in my head,
Filed a case, and now I'm dead,
Grokkers, hoped they'd buy me out,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away-
Grokkers ooo,
Don't mean to make you sad-
If there's no press release this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if all this didn't matter-

No case!, the judge has ruled,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Stock is dropping all the time,
Goodbye dear Grokkers-I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Grokkers ooo- (whatever the facts show)
I don’t want to lose,
I sometimes wish I’d never spead FUD at all-

I see a growing silhouetto of a penguin,
Microsoft, Microsoft will you fund my ligitation-
Source code and Linuxing-very very frightening me-
GPL, GPL,
GPL, GPL,
GPL is hard to spell-for SCO-
But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He’s just a poor boy from a poor company-
Spare him his stock from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-, will you let me go-
Darl McBride! no-, we will not let you go-let him go-
Darl McBride! we will not let you go-let him go
Darl McBride! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
The community has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

Do you think you can stop us with FUD dressed up in ties-
Take the code that you like and then spit in our eyes-
Oh McBride-can’t do this to us Darl-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Only money matters,
Anyone can see,
Only money matters-, only money matters to me,

Whatever the facts show ...